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Whether we find a joke funny or not largely depends on where we have been brought up. The 1 of humor mysteriously has much to do with 2 characteristics.
A Frenchman, for instance, might find it hard to laugh at a Russian joke. 3 , a Russian might 4 to see anything a musing in a joke, which would make an English 5 to tears.
However, no matter where you 6 , you would find it 7 not to laugh at, say, Charlie Chaplin's early films. Recently, a new type of humor has come into 8 in the U. S.. It is called“sick humor”. The following is one example.
A man who has broken his right leg was taken to hospital 9 Christmas. From the moment he arrived there, he kept begging 10 to tell him when he would be able to 11 . He hated having to spend Christmas 12 . Though the doctor did his best, the patient's 13 was slow. On Christmas Day, the man 14 had his right leg in plaster(石膏). He spent 15 day in bed thinking of 16 that was missing. The following day, however, the doctor comforted him by 17 him that his chances of being able to leave hospital in time for New Year celebrations were good. The man was 18 and, sure enough, on New Year's Eve he was able to hobble(跛行) along to a party. To make up for his unpleasant experiences in hospital, the man 19 a little more than was good for him. In the process, he enjoyed himself thoroughly and kept telling everybody how much he hated 20 He was still mumbling(咕噥) something about hospitals at the end of the party when he slipped on a piece of ice and broke his left leg.
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科目：高中英語 來源：高中課程新學(xué)案 高中三年級、英語 題型：054
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科目：高中英語 來源：英語教研室 題型：054
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Some people do not like anything to be out of order. They are ___1___ late for work. They ___2____ the books to the library on time. They remember people's birthdays, and they pay the bills the moment they ____3____ Mr Dodds is ____4____ a man.
Mr Dodds works in a bank, and lives ____5____ his own. The only family is in the next town; his sister lives there with her ____6___, and her son ___7____ Mark. Mr Dodds doesn't see his sister, or _____8__ family, from one year to the next. He sends them Christmas cards, and he has not forgotten one of ____9____ seventeen birthdays.
last week Mr Dodds had quite an incident. He drove home from his office at the ____10___ time, ____11___ neither too slowly _____12____ too fast. He parked his car where he ___13____ parked it, out of the other cars, and he went ___14____ to make his evening meal. Straight away, there was a ____15___ at the door. Mr Dodds _____16___ the door, to find a policeman ____17____ on the doorsteps.
“What have I done ____18____?” Mr Dodds asked himself. “Have I ____19___ on the wrong side of the road? Has there been some trouble at the bank? Have I forgotten to pay an important bill?”
“Hello!____20___,” said the policeman, “my name is Mark.”
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科目：高中英語 來源：黃岡重點作業(yè) 高一英語（下） 題型：054
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Three men came to Dover Station at about nine o'clock one evening. They asked the assistant what time the next train was for London. The assistant said, “You've just 1 one. They go every hour. The next one is at ten o'clock. ”“That is 2 ,”they said, “we'll go and have a drink.”So they went to the nearest bar. A minute or two after ten o'clock, they came 3 and said to the assistant, “Has the train gone?” “Yes,” he said, “it went at ten o'clock 4 I told you. The next is at eleven o'clock.”
“That's OK,” they said, “we'll go and have another 5 .”So they went back to the bar.
They missed the eleven o'clock train in 6 way, and the assistant said, “Now, the next train is the 7 one; If you miss that, you 8 to London tonight.”
Twelve o'clock came, and the last train 9 out, when 10 of them came out of the bar running as hard as they 11 . Two of them got into a carriage just 12 the train was leaving but the third one didn't run 13 , and the train went out leaving him 14 . He stood there looking at the train and 15 , as if 16 a train was the best joke (玩笑) in the world. The assistant went up to him and said, “I told you that this was the last train. Why didn't you come 17 ?”
The man couldn't answer because of laughing. He laughed 18 the tears came into his eyes. Then he said, “Did you see those two fellows 19 into the train and leave me here?”
“Yes, I saw them,” said the assistant.
“Well, I was the one who was going to London; they only came 20 to see me off!”
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科目：高中英語 來源： 題型：054
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One afternoon just before Christmas, an old gentleman was wandering through the city center. The shops were packed ___1___ good things and ___2___ with cheerful shoppers. The children were gazing in wonder at all the toys on show in the ___3___. Suddenly in the middle of the crowd he saw a dirty little boy sitting on the pavement ___4____ bitterly. When the kind old man asked him why he was crying, the little boy told him that he had ___5___ a ten penny piece that his uncle had given him. Thrusting his hand into his ___6___ the old man pulled out a handful of coins. He ___7__ a shiny, new ten penny ___8___ and handed it to the boy. “___9___” said the little boy , drying his ___10___, he cheered ___11___ at once.
An hour ___12___ later the old man was ___13___ his way back the same route. To his ___14___ he saw the same dirty little boy in the same spot, crying just as bitterly as before. He went up __15___ the boy and asked him if he had lost ten pence he had given him. The little boy told him that ___16___ he had not lost the ___17__ coin, but he still could not find his first ten pence. “If I ___18____ find my own ten pence,”he said___19__,“I'd have___20___ pence now.”
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科目：高中英語 來源：內(nèi)蒙古包頭33中學(xué)2009-2010學(xué)年高一上學(xué)期期中考試英語試題 題型：054
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